"But the fact that obesity impedes suicide is truly troubling. It appears that the more reason people have to die, the less capable they are of doing so. They are literally trapped in their grotesque, blubbery bodies."
Ha! I love The Onion!
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lol fatties
Jason needs to see this.
I like to ride the buggy that fat people get to ride at Piggly Wiggly.
He'd jump into traffic, but it involved walking to the corner.
Hilarious. I thought it was true for a second.
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