Monday, June 18, 2007

Study: Many Americans Too Fat To Commit Suicide

"But the fact that obesity impedes suicide is truly troubling. It appears that the more reason people have to die, the less capable they are of doing so. They are literally trapped in their grotesque, blubbery bodies."



Ha! I love The Onion!

5 comments:

lilmammal said...

lol fatties

Butchie said...

Jason needs to see this.

Nölff said...

I like to ride the buggy that fat people get to ride at Piggly Wiggly.

Salem said...

He'd jump into traffic, but it involved walking to the corner.

torporindy said...

Hilarious. I thought it was true for a second.