Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Ignorance in Arkansas

Letter to the editor of the Arkansas Democrat Gazette 4/16/07:

You may have noticed that March of this year was particularly hot. As a matter of fact, I understand that it was the hottest March since the beginning of the last century. All of the trees were fully leafed out and legions of bugs and snakes were crawling around during a time in Arkansas when, on a normal year, we might see a snowflake or two.

This should come as no surprise to any reasonable person. As you know, Daylight Saving Time started almost a month early this year. You would think that members of Congress would have considered the warming effect that an extra hour of daylight would have on our climate. Or did they?

Perhaps this is another plot by a liberal Congress to make us believe that global warming is a real threat. Perhaps next time there should be serious studies performed before Congress passes laws with such far-reaching effects.

Connie M. Meskimen, Hot Springs

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

I am ashamed to be from the same country as this idiot.

7 comments:

Salem said...

I want an extra hour of daylight. Maybe we could have it right at last-call? Imagine that.

Nölff said...

Is this r teh realz? OMG

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Timmy said...

Salem - wouldnt that be something?

Nolff - unfortunately, yes.

torporindy said...

Is Arkansas in the US?

madamerouge said...

Are you sure it was 4 realz? Maybe Connie wrote it tongue-in-cheek.

(Surely to God she was being facetious.)

Butchie said...

Goddammit! They spelt my fuken name wrong!

lilmammal said...

Torpor - we don't like to admit it, I know.