Q: Timmy, why didn't you watch the Live Earth Concerts?
A: I was busy shoveling coal into my styrofoam factory. Enjoying some roast penquin.
Q: Timmy, why didn't you watch the Democratic Debate?
A: Oops! I forgot, Al Gore came over and brought a bunch of his sons weed! Good shit man.
Q: Are you going to watch Lindsay Lohan on Jay Leno tonight?
A: Not anymore, that stupid bitch got arrested AGAIN! HAHA! ROFLMAO!
Q: What's it like living with Pablo?
A: Pablo is a dreamboat! Just ask him.
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I'd still do Lindsey
eww.
Don't forget about the malnurished children you were busy under-employing.
I just love a good roast penguin. Especially when it's stuffed with baby seal.
yeharr
She's SUCH a Paris wannabe.
I didn't know you lived with Pablo? If you guys get drunk, do you pump each other's guts full of cum?
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