Thursday, July 12, 2007

Your Daily Horoscope

Your theme this week is "How can you do this to me?" You can't believe that The Sopranos is over. Worse yet, the series left viewers dangling with a bogus non-ending. And you're peeved that Ocean's Thirteen was so lame. Julia Roberts and Catherine Zeta-Jones were right to steer clear of that one. A moon opposition has you moaning about how life isn't fair. Chill out, will you? Take two Cosmopolitans and call your therapist in the morning.


8 comments:

Salem said...

You're a girl-drink drunk.

Mitzzee said...

martini pini.....i was so disappointed by the sopranos ending. stat.

Elmo said...

Six pack of busch light tall boys. I never watched The Sopranos.

Timmy said...

I am not a girl-drink drunk....

St. Dickeybird said...

Mmmm, i want a cosmo! Or 5...

madamerouge said...

I want to be snuffed.

Timmy said...

I didn't do anything to your comment, Pablo. Ya freak!

Nölff said...

I bet it taste like crystal light.