- Need good weather this weekend? Try a virgin weather voodoo trick!
- Are you into necrophilia? Head to Wisconsin!
- Like listening to City Band Music? Apparently God, Buddha, Jesus or whoever doesn't! Frankly, neither does Timmy!
Aight bitches, I'm back! Don't expect too much from me and we'll get along just fine!
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Not that you deserve it, but I'll give you one last comment.
I don't know if I'm going to be able to hang out, tonight. I'm sick.
I wasn't that long ago that Fridays on this blog were all about who was going to the liquor store and who was getting the mixers.
Which reminds me, I'm out of mixer.
A branch fell down on a little girl and killed her at the zoo near my house. They had a candlelit vigil downtown and I sat in the front row and jerked off.
I think people like to light candles and cry every chance they get.
LOVE that cartoon
Hate knock knock jokes unless I'm telling them,I'm drunk and the whole purpose is to stress out someone.
I'm going to Wisconsin on thursday. That's good news!
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