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Pablo is a Homo-incestual-pyro-negro philiac!

I'm gonna kick your god damn ass!

• Pissed at an underwriter, I think I am gonna smack a bitch.
• I miss my lover, Val, he has been gone 5 days, 5 more till he comes home.
• Pablo is a motherfucker, I will beat his ass too.
• Desiree is a meanie, she never hangs out anymore.
• It's hotterenhell outside, I wanna be by the pool instead of in this office.
• Fuck off.

STFU!

Sigh....another 3 day weekend passes. Here I am Tuesday morning, waking up tired & dreading the return to work and real life. I'll give you a brief run-down of how Timmy's weekend went.



Friday night was spent with the usual suspects (indy, Pablo, Leslie, Joshie). We were having a good ol' time when there was a knock on the door half way through the evening. In came my Mom, stumbling drunk but happy. She had just got in from Carb Day at the Track. She was so excited to tell me about her day.......here is how that conversation went:



Mom: OMG T, I had so much fun today!

Timmy: That's awesome Mom, did you like the entertainment?

Mom: Oh yes! It was great! I got to see the same person that played the very first concert I ever took you too.

Timmy: Really? Bon Jovi was there?

Mom: No, silly.....New Kids on the Block!

Timmy: WTF are you talking about Mom? New Kids on the Block were not at the track today, and besides I never admit going to that concert when I was a kid. Does anyone know who played the track today?

Leslie: It was Kid Rock, Tim.

Timmy: SEE Mom, it was NOT New Kids on the Block, it was Kid Rock!

Mom: Oh, what's the difference?

Everyone: LOLZ!~



Saturday was Britt's birthday...so Leslie, Josh and I took her to Rick's Boatyard.....Good times, seafood and strong drinks! Pics below.

We are some hot mofos!

Sunday was spent drinking beers by the pool and then Leslie and I went to the Vogue to see Here Come The Mummies. Great show....I got a little wasted on Long Islands and had to leave a little early. Butchie was there. I am sure he will post some pics!

Monday was recuperation day. Movies and couch time. Then Joshie brought over my new computer......and I loves it!

Gentlemen (and Ladies) START YOUR ENGINES!

Memorial Day Weekend in Indianapolis means ONE thing.......Indy Car Racing!!! And, of course, my girl Danika Patrick! Woo hoo! I might even turn straight for her, maybe.

"Well, well, well, look what the cat cleaned up, showered, exfoliated, powdered, lipsticked, Guccied up & dragged in."

Ok -- so I'm back. I went away for a number of reasons, some of them good, some of them bad; none of that matters now. Things have been going really well for me in the real world. Money woes are all but gone, love life is in check, work has been awesome....life is good. There has just been one tiny thing missing....blogging! I have to admit I have missed you all! I'll be working on linking all my fav blogs over the next few days.

The title of this post is a quote that is near and dear to me. In the comment section, please leave me your favorite quote, you cootie-queens!

Here is another favorite of Timmy's:

"If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello, can't work today, still queer."

What the French, Toast?

I know, it is retarded.....but so fuckin' funny!