I Want My Rent, Bitch! (REVISED! FUCK YOU TUBE!)

Are You Ready For Some Football?!?

Peyton Manning Shows His Backup Proper Way To Hold Clipboard
"I even caught him out of the corner of my eye letting the clipboard hang carelessly down by his thigh during our preseason game against the [Chicago] Bears," said Manning, adding that he had not said anything to Sorgi at the time because he wanted to give him a chance to rectify the problem on his own. "I almost burned a time-out, but that was on the same day he took my advice to affix an 18-inch length of clean white cord to the clipboard in order to keep better track of his writing utensil, so I let it slide. Baby steps, after all."

It's Over

There's just one more thing.....I'm gonna need to get my handcuffs and my whip and my leather lingerie back. Also the box of edible panties. k thx bai.

Ahhh, the weekend is upon us again :)

So happy it's Friday!

Traffic Court

Timmy has traffic court today!


Hopefully that Meanie McNasty cop won't show up!

Keep your fingers crossed!

What did I do?

Allegedly, I ran a red light. Sure looked yellow to me!

Advice From Timmy

Handle every situation like a dog....

If you can't eat it or screw it,

piss on it and walk away.

Sad, Sad World :(

This makes Timmy sad.

No more Atkins Cheesecake for me.

TGIF

• It's gonna be hotter-n-hell this weekend. I am planning on being poolside!
• Pablo is a jerk.
• indygirl's ass sucks canal water.
• Y'all have a nice weekend!

DUH!

I could have told you this! People have sex....why? Because it feels good, dumbass!

Here We Go Again!

Indianapolis Colts Player's Dogs Attack Woman, Child

Pit Bulls are really getting a bad rap these days in Indianapolis. This story is just weeks after Mayor Peterson considered a dangerous breed ban on the poor guys. As you can see from my previous post, I am a proud owner of such a dog. This woman, not the dogs, is to blame for this attack. Everyone knows that you should be careful around ANY dog with children around. These dogs were in their own home, this woman takes her screaming children into their house to feed them and then she is shocked when these animals attack her? She was an intruder as far as the dogs know, and dogs percieve children as a threat, especially if there is food involved.

Hell, even Timmy has wanted to attack a mother for not tending to her screaming brats!